http://i.imgur.com/cCmQucn.jpg

Give me some makeup tips, ladies.

Start with a foundation ;)

..

I think I missed a cat fight, there's hair everywhere.

But that salt and pepper haired chick was pretty fine and loved her makeup, stark works well for some people.

Wait, is it bad to offer makeup tips? Like did I make a faux pas?
Im totally serious you guuuuuys, sometimes women don' t know you gotta keep your ladies abreast of whats hot, and what's wack. How else are they gonna know.
Just like I hope if I looked ****in crazy y'all would be like, "uhh Rox ?!"

:( Now I feel like an *******. Thanks fuck stains.

*pats Roxy gently on the back*

There, there, we still think your fuckin crazy.

Thanks Dad.

S'wut I'm here for. Now go tell Mom to make me a sandwich.

...and bring me a beer.

Frown is future. Natural brick wall camo.

God, I wanna rub my cock all over that wall.

You too. :3
I'm loving all these photos. XD

Thank you! You're my new best friend!! :)

It may or may not be relevant for me to be the one to add a fairly obvious assertion about opinion being a valid two-way street.

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/...75&oe=55008C54

Living the dream in America

^Your eyeliner is terrible.

for some reason I was expecting you to be female.

and with beautiful hair.

I don't know why.

My eyeliner is non-existent

I really do have eyes that beautiful naturally

Yeah people always associate my username with me being female

It's something to do with the fact that most women are french



And you got the hair part right. 1/2 ain't bad

You seem to have something in them... oh wait, that's my spunk. Or at least it will be.

Could you give me some kind of time frame in which this is going to happen?

I just need to make sure I have a bottle of bleach to drink the night before.

3... 2... 1... Pew! Pew! Pew!

wait... hold on.

the Batlord's dick makes "pew pew pew!" noises when he unloads his virgin fury or...?

Your dick sounds like a laser

No. A laser sounds like my dick.

I'm too tired to think of a joke relating your dick size to that of the dot those laser pointer things make. So I'm just gonna leave this lazy and vague post here instead.

You're better off. He'll go online searching until he finds a gigantic laser pointer to prove you wrong.

*WD is at home*

*he's sitting down at his computer*

*he's talking shit about The Batlord*

*a red dot appears through the window*

*it races across the wall*

*it finds WD's arm*

*the red dot traces its way up to his shoulder*

*it travels up his neck and onto his forehead*

*the red dot pauses*

PEW! PEW! PEW!

I started laughing at this in the break room at work and this is the conversation that ensued:

"What are you laughing at?"

"A dick joke. That's literally all."

Jokes on you I don't have windows

Yeah, the joke is on me.

pretty sure this dude is my cousin

Something about "break rooms" make me laugh hysterically. Maybe because I worked at a job where this couple named John and Janice banged in the break room everyday.

My daughter sent me this link:

http://www.pinterest.com/pin/A3GbXgA...VWAzoR019WUZjH

So, I sent her this:



I think I just won Dad of the year.

You look like someone I once knew.

Except many years younger and a lot less creepy.

i feel like you have said the same **** to me before. or maybe it was someone else. or maybe deja-vu.

a little surprised at the less creepy part since i keep getting random remarks from people i know irl that i seem like the michael myers type. i think it might be more in my mannerisms. i also seem to get followed around in stores despite being white. i went into walmart the other day looking for a frying pan and i was just standing there trying to do the math on what the best one was to get, and walmart spies kept popping up all over the place. some of them even had earpieces. it was pretty funny but kind of weird as well.

Seriously, if I work at ****ing Walmart, feel free to steal whatever you want, cause I won't give a ****. If you need help getting a TV into your car, I might even give you a hand.

you'd get fired real quick though. these people need their jobs. there really isn't **** else around here, especially for women.

I didn't realize that was you. Maybe I'm just remembering the picture of the van much differently, or it's the fake mustache that's throwing me off.

Let's give this motherfucker a round of applause.

I play jazz on my dad's guitars so they have a taste of variety in their life. I would never play your guitars unless you said it was okay, Plankton.

maybe... plus the van pic was a couple years ago back in florida.. plus in that pic did my best to make my hair and face look like jwb

I get this all the time dude it's a ****ty feeling. I've been desperate and stolen before but I work now. I try and be more honorable than someone who steals what they could pay for but that doesn't appear to read with employees whenever I'm shopping.