Southern Hemisphere my love!! Thank you. Now I want to see you in a bikini. :love:

:love:

I like this much! ;)

There is even a pg13 version of this too. Which I attached.

Thank you hun, that is very sweet of you! <3

We have fantastic beaches in New Zealand, maybe not as amazing as Auzzie but in certain places it's like paradise. I am about a half hour at the most away from the beach if in the car. I love swimming, but not so much sun bathing as my skin can get burned very easily. I want to keep my skin pure white.

I'm wearing underwear in this one, for Sequoioideae!

I was gonna ask the same question.

I get the impression you're quite sexually frustrated Vanilla.

Softcorebanter

:laughing:

It's funny because it's true! Can you lend a hand? But I do feel a lot of body confidence atm.

You know what might help? If you get off that ****ing island. Most of us would sleep with you, but it's like a 45 hour flight and, you know, we've got women here. All of the here where we are.

Pretty much. I'm not confident enough to post pictures like that, me and my marfan syndrome-like body. So we can all be thankful I'm not posting shirtless pictures.

You could just PM them to me or you know whatever

ahem

@Vanilla - Fantastic body, but I like ones where we can see your pretty face! You are a wonderful tease :D

The thing is, I really like international guys. Nice to know I could get laid on here if we all lived in the same area.

I'd personally love to see more shirtless pictures.

;)

Thanks D, I will post one with my face next time for sure. Teasing is fun, but it's better when it results in you actually sleeping with the person you're teasing.

I'm actually really happy that people here are so accepting of my randiness. I did start the sexual experience thread for a reason. Funny thing is I haven't had an experience (other than my own hands/toys) for over 8 months. It doesn't worry me that much but like many women there are times you're like, "damn I want my pussy to be destroyed right now".

On another note, do you guys like belly piercings?

8 months.. psshh. It's been like 4-5 years for me, I lost count. I just can't **** women I'm not with and I've been too busy for that kind of thing :(

I may have forgot how.

I was talkin ta Seq but hey if ya wanna send some too the more the merrier haha

She has a face?

Please you look so sexy baby girl. Damn your body is art.

:love: :bowdown:

Franco has spoken. :D

:afro::afro: I am in the house. Vanilla take your time baby.

Well this is an interesting turn of events. So you find it hot when people migrate to sleep with you? I'd love to know more about where this comes from.

She has a thing for birds and wildebeest.

You named your dick too?

Actually, it was named by a one-eyed, pirate, wench-captain, who kidnapped me at the age of thirteen. I was first made a cabin boy, until the ripe ol' age of sixteen, when I slew my first British officer in a boarding action (I still have his compass.) On my eighteenth birthday, the captain could no longer contain herself, and I was mounted on the poop deck, to the cheers of my fellow crew mates. It was then that my wang received its name. I don't want to talk about what became of her, though. The memory is still too painful.

Well, I actually plan to go travelling in the next couple of years. I could get a boyfriend pretty easily here but I really don't enjoy dating Kiwi guys. Why do you think the guys I've had as boyfriends here have been from Russia, Jordan, China, Korea, Belgium, etc?

You enjoy consorting with America's enemies?

I wasn't aware you had any boyfriends. So I didn't wonder.

Are you just into foreign accents/looks or something? I'm sure the guys here and everywhere else in the modern world are pretty much the same.

Yes, but I did also date an American. I really miss my Russian babe.

Uh, okay? Do you think I've never had a boyfriend all this time? I did talk about my Russian man a lot last year.

I'm into different cultures. I absolutely love learning about different languages, ethnicities, and experiences. Accents are a given, but it does make me moist downstairs. I need a guy that is interesting, who can hold a conversation and make me laugh.

It's that word again... *shudders* that's such a weird word...

Lol, really? Should I say wet from now on?

I think if you work in a bakery and you hear people use moist as a descriptor for your baked goods, it can kind of be a bit traumatizing.

Hehe okay, I understand. I guess it takes a lot to disturb me. I will definitely use better words for it. :)

I assume, I just didn't know. I'm really tuned out. I only pop in to look for threads about bands I like.

Vanilla, don't let haters get to you. You are nice the way you are. You will be alright. Hang there baby girl.

You're such a sweetheart. Thank you for your support. I love how honest and straight up you are about things. I definitely can learn a lot from you about saying what you really mean. :love:

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That face when you poop yourself.

It's a good thing you're cute because DAMN THAT SWEATER IS UGLY.

Sorry I had to. Control myself I couldn't.

Bitchin' sweater no doubt

+2

I'm team sweater.

It looks like he was visited by the Ghost of Christmas Blech.

I love the sweater! It's from Christmas right?

ANDS THATS THE OTHERS THINGS

Isn't it hella hot over there?

YOUR CHOICE OF ATTIRE IS ILL-SUITING ACCORDING TO GOOLEWEATHERFORCAST.

I sees what's it's alls abouts nows. Tryna get that fashion on, spark up that girl's interest. You clever man you.