Oh I see how it is. I thought we had something!

:laughing:

It's clean from what I can see. ;)

I took a photo today because my eyeliner was perfect and yeah.

I like your glasses, they're super cute

Thank you. They're the closest I'll get to the fab fashions of the 50s.

Me sweating, it's hot here!

Mmmmmmmmmm

Gawd! Keep your clothes on Nelly!

Not really at all what I expected you to look like, actually. I kind of envisioned a mousy little white kid for some reason.

Sweet, i can pass off as white :D

Did you think i was american?

You are, the US owns your rock the last time I checked.

You're not??

Going off of what anticipation said I'm guessing you're from Puerto Rico?

Harsh bro, plus incorrect..
we're a free associated state :finger:

@Yorke

yea, but what i meant was if i could pass for a white american guy, but nevermind, now it's pointless to ask.

In other words, you're our bitch. Now go get me a gin and tonic and make it ****ing snappy.

Burn!

Gonna take a whole bottle of rum to wash away those salty tears.

Puerto Rico's awesome, I've been there twice and they're the two best vacations I've ever taken.

LOL go get your ****ing shinebox, try US territory with a nominal government and dummy constitution that was a gift from Spain in the early 20th century. You haven't been "free" in over a century, then again I don't know why I'm bothering to explain this to a colonist. You know better than I do.

Okay then I'll remember to never compliment the place you call home ever again

lol no it wasn't directed at you :p:

Yeah it was directed at the people mocking his vassal state.

Now this is good photos of your performance. I am impressed.

Vanilla now that is a hot smokin mama there. I like it. I dedicated a post to you baby. Come on baby, give your hotness.

I dedicate a post, to this post. :thumb:

Its good to have FPK back, dude knows how to generate enthusiasm for life. :thumb:

Wow you move fast with the ladies. I never had that kind of game.

High neck shirt. Muted funeral makeup. Crooked smile.

Me at my classiest.

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...7444397266.jpg

Was this taken in between your extreme violent erotica sessions?

Yes ! And those sessions are mine and Carpe's. No you can't watch!
Don't ask again!

Carpe already sent them to everybody. Rather tame stuff, please step it up a notch next time. :dj:

Aw. What if I just sit in the corner quietly and mind my own business?

And yes, "mind my own business" is a euphemism.

Its true, you can see my porn at www.nicetryduder.com

Hey.. didn't you drown your daughter samara on a well?

Pretty sure that was you.

Hehe, thanks Franco. I will go check out your post, you're so thoughtful! :)

Polish heritage women don't drown their daughters, they riddle them to insanity.

Wait... thats all women.

Flashback to my 19th birthday in January. My friends fed me a bit more alcohol than I could handle, here's a pic of me attempting to recover (I ended up yakking most of it up minutes later).

http://i60.tinypic.com/2dhwugn.jpg

You could have played New Kids on the Block covers for all I care, the fact that you have a Jake short on is amazing.


You could seriously play Harley Quinn in the next Batman movie.

Nvm......

Why thank you!

Dude, there's no way we'll ever see Harley Quinn. Heath Ledger has become too much of an icon for them to risk having another Joker for the next couple decades.