Everything on my body comes with fries and a side salad.

having the really skinny hipster look can result in lots of easy poon as well. can confirm.

Or go for the hipster artsy look but I say go for the bro style

If I haven't had any kind of action before I come back to England I reckon I must have done something seriously wrong...

Yep!

Do girls in the US dig the awkward quiet type of guys? (I'm going to guess no)

Just say hello and they'll go moist on the spot.
Trust me.

If you have an english accent, you literally have nothing to worry about. You would have to actively try to not get women to not get an American woman if you're at worst an average, introverted British dude. I mean seriously.

He is right..haha!

Moist is used only to discribe cake Urb...****in shudder moist eww..

T: I am not a normal chick....I dig quite...yall are more interesting. .. ;-) Ask a different American woman haha!

Beat me to it.

I'm an average introverted British dude! And yet there is still hope in the wonderful mystical country of America!

The accent is all you need.

I met this Californian girl in Amsterdam once and I was talking to her and she suddenly burst into tears, so I asked her what was up & she mumbled something about how she always dreamed that an English guy would hit on her and that she was finding it too overwhelming.

Which kind of begs the question why she went to Amsterdam & not London.

She probably would had some kind of seizure, with the number of English guys about.

I think the amount of booze she was knocking back might have had something to do with it

Made out with an English guy in Italy once ...Then he pushed me through the streets of Florence in a shopping cart. .Hott!!

I just assume Southern Europe is one big indie music video.

I met this California girl in Philly once and I was talking to her and she suddenly burst into tears, so I asked what was up & she mumbled something about how she always dreamed that a Pittsburgh guy would hit on her and that she was finding my skimask too overwheling.

Are you sure it wasn't your body odor ?

Or the fact you were naked from the waist down?

It was!

I'm sure. The pheremones I exuded intoxicated her and left her in a state of lust

I played it off like I had a pet anaconda n she bought it


She said my skimask trenchcoat combo was tacky and it overwhelmed her to tears

You're way too good for her man, don't let her get you down. The skimask trenchcoat combo has always been a personal favourite pulling outfit of mine, and usually has around a 99% success rate. She must have been one of that weird 1%.

/moist

Kiwi girls are always ready to give it up (or they get dropped off).

yenz swept her off her feet.

You just a baby....

You look nothing like I imagined!

that's a compliment btw.

Where? Dropped off I mean, where do they get dropped off?

Already 24 too. Guess I'll look like the rest of the rabble by the time I hit my 40's or something. :D

you thought he had a snout?

how did you guess? :bonkhead:

It would be pretty badass if I could actually transform into an anteater. But then how would I type my wonderful posts....:confused:

I dunno, it was a gift from God....

I would guess that girls 16-26 ate too ready to give it up to make their daddies pay for what they did (whatever that may be) on a general basis.

Tbh I expected you to be closer to Trollheart's age than mine.

Holy shhit Charlie Conway is that you?

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enha...8028244-27.jpg

Uh, yes. I always assumed Anteater was older than me. I'm shocked. It is a compliment to Anteater though that his writing is that mature.

Anywhere they fine out. But my daring sentence is a quote from Nicki Minaj (bees in the trap).

ah well that's why...I don't care for her much at all... But I still love you...

http://i.imgur.com/V95YI4r.jpg

Woke up at 1:50am, as you do.