Baby baby baby ohhhhhh

^ I love you...I really do?

can i sign your yearbook…?

Of course....oooo do we have one of those? alarm bells are ringing darling...

How about wedding bells instead ❤️❤️❤️

Damn girl, I see some lovely boobies! I am considering changing my orientation after seeing you again. ;)

:love: let's get it on baby... I swing both ways haha...(No that wasn't a joke...) I prefer to be in a relationship with a dude, because I can't deal with my **** let alone another woman's, but a roll in the hay with a woman...yes please! ;)

I have seriously considered being with a woman. I have kissed women before and liked it (one girl at high school I had a big girl crush on) but not in the last 6 years. I debate whether I could go down on a girl, and would most likely do it if the opportunity arises. Where do you live again? ;)

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Yes in the right environment you would be surprised what happens..... (*cough)

But as far a relationships are concerned guys are king...

If you are just trying to leave looking disheveled in the morning c'mon ovah deah..... ;)

Especially if we add a little E...

Guys are definitely my favourite because I am so turned on by a guy who knows how to bed a woman. But I can't say it's better unless I date a woman. Mom would hit the roof lol.

What are we waiting for then? Let's share boobies!

Member Boobie Gallery:

Make it so.

It's going to happen. I'm preparing my boobs for viewings as of today. Evidence will be provided in the next couple of working days. Jess, do you want to do a viewing?

When you call me Jess how can I refuse... I dunno if MB is ready for these girls though...haha! (But you can see em... ;) )

They are watching...

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They have to pay.... ;P

I've had both ladies send me their pictures for judging and after studying them for a while I declare Vanilla the winner...

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^ she does look better then I do right there I gotta say....

You just didn't have the belly hair she did
Better luck next time

Roxy and Vanilla is going to be the hottest MB hookup since Paul and DJ.

hotter

Only because the DJ/Paul hookup happened pre- owl suit.

:rofl: :clap:

I thought the Owl was wearing a DJ mask.

I love it because it's more personal. ;)

:laughing:

Google can s*** my d***!


Oh Ricardo, I haven't even brushed my chest hair in that photo, how can I be sexier?

Oh so that's what drew you in. ;)
Na girl we are equally sexy. Two girls one Google.

Damn straight!

Jesus, Mary and Joseph this forum is amazing.

Paul..dude put those away...

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Something new. Click on the picture for a better view.
I'll start smiling again maybe in March...weather depending (Ha! Ha!)

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Been awhile since I've had a clean shaven face, figured I'd spread the horror.

Is the combination of denim shirt and banjo intentional, or is the redneck look just a happy accident?

I wouldn't really say intentional, I like this shirt and I like my banjo. Besides my shirt's far too clean and not full of holes to be redneck. You live in Virginia man, you should know this shit.

I live next to the world's biggest naval base, so we're a military town, not a redneck town. And I'm not the one with the banjo, Cletus.

Shame I sold my ukulele otherwise I could put on a v-neck sweater and be an Amanda Palmer hipster instead.

Don't worry. The sheer fact that you actually owned a ukulele makes you a hipster. Or a weirdo.

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The jeans I am wearing in that photo are, at this moment in time, soaked in vomit consisting of an all you can eat Thai buffet and some disgusting cheap brandy.

But they are skinny jeans...none the less...skinny jeans...

I have the legs of a infant giraffe, need to bulk up a bit. I'm going to live in the US in september and am going to be living on a uni campus, so I need to actually get some form of muscular body. I've seen what it's like from films, and if you're not a muscular guy, you're a nobody! (Films never lie)

Youll be okay homie...Americans are confused by the English. .. ;-)

-become swole
-keep accent
-drown on slutty freshman poon

Should I know what swole means? :confused:

I haven't tried those, are they good? What kinda side dish do you serve with 'em?