That is exactly what it sounds like. He wants to inspect your dick?

Yeah I don't think Google would mind that at all

Well, that's up to him haha.

They'll shut this place down.

I put an unnecessary question mark at the end. It was supposed to be an exclaimation point.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.n...33608761_n.jpg
Ive made so many of these that the smell of bleach is ever present in my nose

You look more like what my older brother should look like than my older brother does.

iPad cameras are so weird.

Ever see someone recording a show on one of those things? ****in hilarious **** right there.

I would totally sacrifice my shoe for that cause.

Yes.

When someone asks if they can send me a dick pic I always request that it's flaccid.

Thats Hawt.

Nah you won't be getting one mate, lol.

I thought you were Serbian. What are you doing using British slang?

I learned all my English from British and Australian exchange students who used to teach in the schools and from British TV.

http://s17.postimg.org/lv10xld9b/dave.jpg

I have quite an uncoordinated face.

So just how high were you?

Flyin...he's flying...

Someone needs to photoshop a sky in behind him.

The answer is obviously "yes".

"Dude, how high are you?"

"Yes."

"Dude...what?"

ask and you shall receive

http://i.imgur.com/1KSuK8j.jpg

yes!!

and as an added bonus, here he is popping his head out of the millennium falcon to say hello:

http://i.imgur.com/hOLfpJy.jpg

because that's just something high people always wish they could do

Not high enough!

Oh that is glorious, simply glorious. Although I do seem to have developed webbed fingers since take-off.

my photoshop skills leave a lot to be desired :(

Oh no, they're excellent, I am very impressed. You have no idea of the joy that you have brought into my life with this images. I'd always dreamed of poking my head of the Falcon, and now that's been made a reality I can die happy!

They help you fly.

Plus they act as mini-parachutes on the descent.

Climb in the back with your head in the clouds and your gone. Doot, doot, doot, Tristesse in the sky with webhands...

http://s18.postimg.org/orjblfs7d/zod.jpg

Bored and ridiculous.

^quality photo my man.
Not sure about the duck face, but everyone else is a win for me.

I have to say, I love this picture, albeit I meant to comment on it earlier, but apparently I am a bum... You remind me of Ellen Page, (Juno Ellen Page to be more specific...) For some reason that picture reminds me of that...But none the less you are beautiful... And so is your shirt... ;) Good Pic girlie... it makes me smile...

Hot and a comic book nerd? Wifey material.

:o: thank you darling...

Keep your claws off.

:nono::nono::nono:

SCREECH!!!

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...t_1695858c.jpg

Finally! A face to the posts!