Who dafuq is this handsome devil? :love:

If I saw someone with that t-shirt I would stop them and break out of my seclusive nature and gush about David Yow. I would then precede to ask what else they listen to, and if I could get their number/facebook and possibly a mixtape.

:( I know. I remember watching her on talk shows a few years ago and just drooling. Now though...makes me sad.

lol Help out a sis.

Let Sam know about her foundation.

She was furious with the pic I posted before lol I don't think that pic is too bad. I have another where she looks to have two skin tones though.

I was banned from taking pictures on my phone apparently. Though she did admit to her foundation issues.

She was furious? She'll get over it when you're dead. :thumb:

Maybe I over-exaggerated real life.

Why are you drinking Budweiser? Is it popular there now?

Yes, and hasn't it always been popular?

When I lived in Wales I never saw it anywhere.

Yeah tbh it isn't as bad as that other photo.

In America, it is literally the King of Beers. I don't drink it, but I'd say 90% of the country does.

I dunno, but I like the little stars on his top.

No the guy behind him.

http://i1319.photobucket.com/albums/...pse30829b9.jpg <this one is spooky

http://i1319.photobucket.com/albums/...ps1093b892.jpg

Wow, you're right. Terrifying.

Spooky...darling spooky...

That alien is checking you out, blonde girl is like MAN FUCKIN GHOST ROX AT IT AGAIN.

Holograms yo!

...and I'm Artie Choke, and we're just a joke... (rostasi will get that)

I want to post a picture, but I'm extremely nervous. Should I do it?

No don't do it. If you have to ask the rest of us then you aren't comfortable with the idea. Do it on your own terms when you are comfortable and not nervous.

Yeah if you post a picture the very worst things will happen. Stalking, threatening carrier pigeons being sent, it will probably be the case that one of us works with you.

Stay away from these boards. I used to be a nice guy once...before this place corrupted me.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-j...005_152437.jpg
Taken 4 or so months ago
Bonus points if someone manages to guess what's the steel beast behind me

a tank?

A buttplug?

Super-erect War Machine?

It's a Google banhammer.

Almost as powerful as a banhammer - it's an Isu-152 "Zwieroboj"(animal killer) tank destroyer - named like that because it took down german Panthers and Tigers in one shot with it's massive 152mm gun.
So there. No points for anyone.
I am disappoint.

are you plotting something darling? You look like you are twisting yer mustache...

I can't grow a moustache :(

How do you figure? I got it right...

Yac I just had this Introduction to Speech class in which the kid I sat next to was insane for tanks. This kid knew the dimensions of the treads, exact ammo they took, who and when which were used...etc...It was amazing, his sole passion in life was military tanks and whle being the most socially awkward human being when it came to military tanks he was suddenly the most bubbly knowledgeable dude ever. Maybe I sat next to you....or if you have a son....

Hmm, well I always assumed buttplugs were slightly smaller .. silly, naive me, judging by my standards ... but hey, whatever floats your boat man :P

Rez - I know a ton of people like that, and I sure hope it wasn't my child, as far as I know there are none out there so far ;)

aww... you sound so sad....

How old are you? I don't think its unreasonable to not be able to grow one at your age.

23

:(

yer breakin my heart darling... Enjoy the youthfulness, stay outta the sun and when your friends are all toting a leather hand bag above their shoulders you'll thank yer stars you still look so young...

If you grow it they will cum.