A pretty big shoebog. Maybe like a boots box

It's a cardigan, but ty!

*insert douchebag joke about hookers and sailors*

Don't think I know that one, why don't you enlighten us?

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*stalls while looking up hooker/sailor jokes on Google*


Edit: The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.
She said, "He was a big muscular and handsome sailor".
"What did he want to do?" They all asked.
She said, "I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much. So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either. Finally I said, well how much do you have?"
The sailor said that he only had $25.
The new hooker said, "For $25 all I can do is service you by hand."
He agreed and after getting the finance straight, she said, "He pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand."
"Oh my god" they all exclaimed, it must have been huge, then what did you do?"
"I loaned him $75!" she said.

:clap:

could totes use more hooker jokes round here

Dang if girls be charging that little I'm embarrassed for full service workers, I get paid that much for around 10 mins of teamviewer working :laughing:

yeah street walkers be charging that low but they are mad risky. I don't even know how or why guys even use them.

Most full service workers I know use the internet

r'hllor bless technology

ya said it yourself cause its so cheap. the risk isnt that grea tif youre gettin blown by some whore as opposed to actual sex. i mean personally i would never do anythin with a hooker cause its more of a self respect thing but i see why some guys do it, cause they are desperate and lonely and its easiest to scrape the bottom of the barrel

tradin crack money for tugjobs lol

Can you get an std from receiving a blowjob?

you slept through health class didn't you.

Yes.
Esp if they have cold sores.

What if you see no visible ones? I remember learning that some of that **** lies dormant but if it is dormant the chance of it being transmitted is super low.

Yes, just like you could give something to your partner. I think herpes is the most common even though cold sores are a different strain of the virus. Here's some info:

Is Oral Sex Safe Sex - Oral Sex and STDs

herpes is the one you are thinking of there might be another one but I know for a fact herpes is definitely one that does that.

Edit: boo got beat to the punch by BD.

brb never getting blow jobs
brb never having sex
brb dont trust contraseption
brb not talking to girls
brb wont look at girls
brb afraid to masturbate

All you have to do is get your gf or sex partner to show you her clean bill of health papers

Hes probably thinking of HPV it can lay dormant your whole life and then voila you're ****ed got HPV. STD'S are like a kiss from the Devil.

I found this bunny hat at work for $5.99. I just had to have it. It's so warm and perfect for the cold season.

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For a second there, I thought you had "meow" tattooed on your fingers...

i do.

Ssssshhheeeeeooooooowwwww...

(It's a jet!)

Your face is so phone-like.

Yeah, I figured it's easier to take pictures if I got it surgically installed into my face.

Dedication

it's definitely an improvement.

ki is that a real tat lol. no offense brah but you got some fat fingers man

216 why don't you post an actual picture you nerd?

He is afraid you will add it to your wank bank.

He's afraid he's ugly Rez. He's a pussy.

No thx don't need random internet strangers beatin off to my pics sorry man

I beat off to mankys pics all the time UNGHH yehhh!!!

Can confirm I am stranger beating off.

Result of.my pic:


-moisture levels increase to record high
- flash floods
-local government unprepared. Natural disaster. Noahs ark 2.0
-national supply of dry panties depleted

i hate it when i post drunk

It can be quite the truth serum :)

I beat off to you beating off to Manky. So in a way im beating off to Manky.

I beat off to Bert beating off to Ernie.

So would you say that you're manking off? Having a mank?