My sister got a life size cut out for her birthday.

Very scary presence when you walk in the room.

I was in the Catskill Mountain range yesterday and had an exploration day until we got up to our friends cabin. The first picture is the Hudson Walkway which is a huge pedestrian bridge that you can walk over. The second is some random ass lake that had a lighthouse we walked too. The third is me, drunk as hell, taking a selfie mirror shot in my Finn hat...for your viewing pleasure.

http://i.imgur.com/eW35TSQ.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/AuDwuFO.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/YtMrQiV.jpg?1

I can count your nose hairs from here

Po, have you finally been coronated as King of the Jews?

I don't know which of the last two posts are funnier.

Choose wisely or else you're sleeping on the couch for a week

Yours, Yours, YOURS.

Don't you just love it when I crack the whip on you?

No, but I love the handcuffs.

I've got them ready and waiting for you...

theres a sex tape id pay not to see lol

**** sake that made me do a lol.

No offense to anyone was just the delivery.

Thanks

Yeup! Now I get all da bitches.



How many did you get?? Theres quite a few.

Too bad they don't give head.

How would you even know?

I think the guy who doesn't have sex might have some insights about not getting laid.

Guess my experience of jewish girls is different then :)

Grow a penis and then come back to me.

I have several penises, buddy
they just happen to not be attached to my body

you mad?

Nah. Unless you Lorena Bobbitt me then it's all good.

King Missile - Detachable Penis (uncensored) - YouTube

I accidentally posted one in here once

hence the tag "fernando in yr dresser"

Rickenbacker was such a dick

Is Fernando in your dresser innuendo? :laughing:

Nope, it was in my dresser and it was named Fernando and he knew that

I'm guessing it has to do with Fernando ending in "-do" and the implication of it being in your dresser.

Edit: Nevermind. Just saw Sansa's post. I think mine is funnier though.

No I literally named it Fernando, cause it's Julian Casablancas' middle name

I name all my sex toys idk

I you get one of those giant black dildos you should name it Darth Vader.

Nah man name it Obama, hes been ****ing everyone for years.

Nah I'm content with Caligula rn

I have a new one but it's probably for my owner to name and not me tbh

but have a selfie gif so we don't count as off topic

http://25.media.tumblr.com/adf149ee2...q8ywo1_250.gif

:cool:

If it's in the shape of a fist and you use it for anal then you win one internet.

Nah I have a foxtail for that

Caligula is a magic wand

I remember being shocked by Caligula as a kid.

It sounds like you have a whole box of this crap.

Sounds like you shoulda stayed outta mommy's toybox then bruh

Obviously, lol

Nah it was dad's penthouses. Most of the women were pretty vile honestly.

Like a shoebox or a "Damn, this chick needs actual square footage for this ****" box?

What? Why do you have a sailor outfit?

It's pretty cute btw.