No, but the sex shop is ten minutes from my house and I have a solid $40. I can get one anytime.

You can have me for free though :love:

Plus when I bought one it was like 80 tho

You bought a fleshie? Or are you talking about your mystical wand?

Nah it was a fleshlight, I bought my ex one for Xmas the year before this past

he told me he don't use it tho bc he "might cry"

Pssh pussy. Why are you messing with boys, you need a man

Where oh where can I find one of those?

8300 Whiskey Preserve Circle Fort Myers Florida. He's currently talking to someone he wants to destroy in bed. Try there.

Just bed though?

Marriage also. I'm gonna destroy you in marriage.

I was thinking more shower sex but I guess that works too :laughing:

But Herm, we also need to reproduce.

do we? why?

To share our legacy.

Is that your excuse for not using a condom when we bang?

Works every time. Jokes on all of them though, I pull out.

not on me, you don't

inside or nothing

I don't really think you have control of that though.

The last time a guy came on me when I said not to I picked up his c um with my hand and slapped him across the face with it

so I think I do

be a good for me, won't you?

Alright fine, maybe we should stop loitering around this thread though. This has turned into a sleazy porno flick, and I'm sure the mods don't appreciate it.

My thoughts exactly :laughing:

Farewell my sexy Internet wife.

And not one photo. Waste of time. :laughing:

I read all of Slow Groove's posts over the last few pages in George W's voice.

I did one better, I posted a gif!

dayum.

http://s23.postimg.org/keec8602j/image.jpg

It always ends up sideways, I'm off work.

:finger:

Youre so perfect

*sighsss*

:love: post dem pics chick.

I've already exceeded my attention whoring though :/

but I'll boast of my hair since it's perfect

http://i41.tinypic.com/8yw61k.jpg

:)

hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

bruh that's my husband right there back off ya dig

http://i.imgur.com/aMuWTjF.jpg?1

I had to look down or else my ipod light would have reflected in my glasses.

IT'S TRUUUUUUUUUuEEE

You going to draw that one or do you want something better? Like less gay, cause that sh*t is gay.

Shut up, you're boooteful.

Whatever bish you draw that one if you want.

What's wrong with gay???

Your facial hair is excellent btw

Damn chick, you're gonna kill someone with those looks.

That's how I plan on enslaving you for life