Other than how Wolf is about 35 years old and stands about 5'5"

You're right you're so clever for pointing that out.

Just sayin' facts and stuff.

Oh well, I will accept any punishment. ;)

So I'm late to the party on this one but..

Lateralus, I'm glad you're coming to terms with yourself.

:(

What have I gone & created! Last time I try to be level-headed and respectful... :P

I thought you're 5'3"????
He just wishes that you were 35 cause he thinks he'd have a chance with you then :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Edit oops I thought he was insulting you

My point still stands

A picture to commemorate a drastic haircut and a new friend.
http://s24.postimg.org/43bso3twl/Sna...20130708_2.jpg

There is no better friend than a Weighted Companion Cube.

Fasho, gunnels... Looking sharp guys :)

Thanks everyone <3<3<3

also @ gunnels DAMN SON

You're so adorable, I mean this in a completely platonic way but its a tragedy for us vagina owners that you prefer the dong

x2

With my daughter in 76
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nAKuIxu14Q...creepy+guy.jpg

Already two fisting it with a mullet how awesome. She's gonna be a heartbreaker, or the next Joe Dirt. :shycouch:

You guys have no idea how stupefying these comments are to me. I only posted the pic to show off my new companion cube haha; this was completely unexpected. Thanks for all the kind words. (´･ω･`)
Hell yeah, ain't nobody else would take a thermal discouragement beam for you.
:rofl:

The cake is a lie!

If you were a real family man you wouldn't have given your baby Budweiser.

True. Everybody knows a real family man gives his babies Natty Light.

Lol, Janz. You sound like my Aunt Donna, who always, always opens a can of Natty Light for me at family gatherings. She's a character.

That baby's a lightweight. When I was her age my mom was already putting Jack Daniels in my sippy cup.

You used a sippy cup? Pussy. Baby, bottle, do the math.

I broke my baby bottle. Some bitchass trick tried to take my Tonka truck and he needed to get cut.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/c20bfe59f...q8ywo1_400.gif

All i wanna do is *gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register noise* and take your monay

You're so cute it hurts.

:love:

http://i.imgur.com/rP9yKJY.jpg

E-420

Finally got one Hermione :)

nice!!! How do you like it?

It's REALLY good. Feels like I am smoking something stronger than a cigarette, with a bigger buzz. That's ideal because you want to feel as though it's not just like a healthy alternative.

Is yours flavoured or just reg tobacco? I have different cartridges for mine

Blueberry. Mellow taste. I think I ****ed up one of the tops by putting the liquid in so gonna buy a second one. Which flavour do you recommend? Don't want tobacco.

Cherry, if you can get it. I mostly smoke menthols cause I smoked heavy menthol when I smoked real life cigarettes

Menthol? Interesting. Could do with a mint one actually. Cherry also sounds good.

Vanilla and watermelon are good too but that's like all the flavours they have, except like coffee but that sounds awful

http://oi43.tinypic.com/2hdcuv9.jpg

It kinda looks like I'm jerking it to the camera.

You have some sweet ass 90's hair

Late 80's/Early 90's

post pics Slow Groove I need fap material

Tomorrow.

LOL you already have his avatar. Don't be greedy.