Are you really? I'm nearly a foot taller than you!

And lol, boobie pads. I guess those are the things that are inserted into bras to make them push everything up. Can't believe I learned this from a man :laughing:

Wow you're 6'3? So am I. :laughing: I do drive a big truck though, so i just stuff it with ankle socks. :laughing:

GOLD :rofl:

I'm 6'1", actually.

I'm 6"0. You may be able to beat me on height but you can't beat me on weight.

Wait...

I wasn't aware this was a competition.

In!! :dj:

Tall friend. :)



Those are so hard to come by.

:(

Push-up lies.

I wonder how women would feel if guys walked around with rolled up socks in their pockets, only to find out later that night that they would have had a better time with a microwaved baby carrot.

http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/herr...d-on-white.jpg

Do they come in pink tho

:laughing:

Same with these butt pads


http://bootyenhancer.com/image/data/original.jpg

WHAT?!?
That personally offends me. I couldn't give two sh*ts about two tits. But the BUTT... you go around faking that, you may as well be faking your gender.

I know it's criminal!

The really strange thing, her ass looked better before she added the pads. Looks like she filled her pants from a night at Der Wienerschnitzel.

LMAO...

Her particular "modified" butt doesn't look good for her build. I agree. But if butt size and shape is to be taken in its own separate context, the left one is not going to cut it for me. Not on its own merit, anyway. (Because we know that when she stands up straight and doesn't poke it out, it's little more than a water-damaged 2x4.)

Or Paul Smeenus

Call Smarrot.

.... Parrot Cenis.

Are you a male?

For sure.

I personally have an all right butt. I was uncomfortably made aware of it while wearing skinny jeans, bowling with my friends, and drinking pitchers of Yuengling. They were all, "Damn Sara. You need to take a date to the bowling alley so she can get a good look at dat ass."

I kind of want it to be smaller, though. It's not huge or anything, but it's kind of Latina in dimensions.

Urmmm, nice assets.

Why thank you, they are certainly good for blowing raspberries in!

STP I still could read your post tehehe, but I won't spill. ;)

LOL. Damn your super powers.

:D

It certainly has it's advantages!

Vanilla, you're way too gorgeous. And while loads of people have commented on it and a shallow as it is, it was unnoticeable. You do have a nice rack.

I think my favourite new member just made me blush, out of everyone! Thanks so much, I would love to see a picture of you? :love:

It's not really shallow because most people are initially attracted to someone through their physical attributes. Not all obviously. :)

I was at the bus stop today and a girl was taking a photo of herself was doing a duckface, it made my night. She was hot too!

I was going to say something about Vanilla having Nordic physical attributes at first, then I was distracted when I scrolled down.

Well that's kind of cool! :beer:

I am happy to let people enjoy my assets, that's what they're there for lol! But you already know I find you scrumptious Always. I'd like you and your cat on silver platter please.

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i8...ps82b73acb.jpg

What to do with rare, precious free time when in London for a weekend when 90% of it is being spent on a festival in Camden Town? Well, when you're a bit of a nerd you go and find the house from 'Spaced'!

Sweet pic brother....

Lookin cool bro, and I love Camden, been there few times.

I'd never been before for any real reason, just passed or walked through it a couple of times. You've never really been to Camden unless it's to drink so I thoroughly enjoyed my weekend.

Thanks. Others might use that window in the morning to go and see landmarks such as London Bridge or the Houses of the Parliament. I went on a hunt for Tim and Daisys house. Definite nerd.

You're scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is your fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders, who will immobilize human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese.

Salmonella has never been so sexy.

"Oh my God....

What?

....I've got some ****ing Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket."

I'm off to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range.

You can't drink a pint of Bovril.

"You can't dangle the bogus carrot of possible reconciliation in front of me whilst riding some other donkey."

EDIT: Oh, you two. You shouldn't be starting this. I could happily waste hours of my life.