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FRED HALE SR. 04-24-2013 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1310856)
So the leather outfit isn't just about dominant/submissive but BDSM as well whereas you're just about the dominant/submissive thing? So all squares (leather outfit dominatrixes) are rectangles (general dominatrixes) but not all rectangles are squares?
I'm growing more confused by the second. Wish dominatrixes would just take their clothes off already.

djchameleon 04-24-2013 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1310859)
I'm growing more confused by the second. Wish dominatrixes would just take their clothes off already.
you have to earn that privilege and it's most likely you are the only one that will have their clothes off.

RoxyRollah 04-24-2013 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1310861)
you have to earn that privilege and it's most likely you are the only one that will have their clothes off.
Silence...! You will take off your clothes when you are told...

Sansa Stark 04-24-2013 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1310861)
you have to earn that privilege and it's most likely you are the only one that will have their clothes off.
This guy gets it

RoxyRollah 04-24-2013 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1310871)
This guy gets it
Haha... I had a girlfriend years ago that did that she loved it... she was also a foot fetish model... I never saw her feet though... hrrmmmm

Sansa Stark 04-24-2013 10:56 AM
Hahaha, I'm not a foot fetish model, I'm a dominatrix! Sorry, I guess I should like make that my title or put it in my sig or something.

RoxyRollah 04-24-2013 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1310874)
Hahaha, I'm not a foot fetish model, I'm a dominatrix! Sorry, I guess I should like make that my title or put it in my sig or something.
Lol I know you are a dom, but did you ever think about branching out into the exciting world of feet?:shycouch:

djchameleon 04-24-2013 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1310865)
Silence...! You will take off your clothes when you are told...
:shycouch: Didn't know I was being told to do that. No need to break out the paddle. *obeys*

Quote:
Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1310873)
Haha... I had a girlfriend years ago that did that she loved it... she was also a foot fetish model... I never saw her feet though... hrrmmmm
You should've tried to convince her to show off the goods.

RoxyRollah 04-24-2013 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1310879)
:shycouch: Didn't know I was being told to do that. No need to break out the paddle. *obeys*



You should've tried to convince her to show off the goods.
I should have...she was a sly girl that one... Never saw her in thong sandals either..

The Batlord 04-24-2013 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1310874)
Hahaha, I'm not a foot fetish model, I'm a dominatrix! Sorry, I guess I should like make that my title or put it in my sig or something.
Or maybe, "You make me sick, you pitiful wuss."

RoxyRollah 04-24-2013 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1310881)
Or maybe, "You make me sick, you pitiful wuss."
:clap:

Sansa Stark 04-24-2013 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1310877)
Lol I know you are a dom, but did you ever think about branching out into the exciting world of feet?:shycouch:
Oh I already have, my foot bitch keeps me paid up like nobodies bidness. Like I got 500 dollars the other day from him just for sending him a pic of a callous on my foot. He also gave me almost 2k because I said I wanted a Macbook...

FRED HALE SR. 04-24-2013 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1310911)
Oh I already have, my foot bitch keeps me paid up like nobodies bidness. Like I got 500 dollars the other day from him just for sending him a pic of a callous on my foot. He also gave me almost 2k because I said I wanted a Macbook...
Callouses are the new boobies. Who knew.

Sansa Stark 04-24-2013 11:43 AM
The titties bought the iPhone

FRED HALE SR. 04-24-2013 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1310916)
The titties bought the iPhone
Life is so good. I bought a night in jail with my balls.

PoorOldPo 04-24-2013 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1310913)
Callouses are the new boobies. Who knew.
Well that's the weirdest thing I have visualised all day... :banghead:

RoxyRollah 04-24-2013 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1310911)
Oh I already have, my foot bitch keeps me paid up like nobodies bidness. Like I got 500 dollars the other day from him just for sending him a pic of a callous on my foot. He also gave me almost 2k because I said I wanted a Macbook...

Lemme hold 5 dollars:shycouch:

Sansa Stark 04-24-2013 12:12 PM
naw girl :P

Plankton 04-24-2013 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1310920)
Life is so good. I bought a night in jail with my balls.
I hope they left you to yourself.

Alice in Chains 04-24-2013 02:33 PM
Definitely stole the Batlord's quote up there. Too perfect.

anticipation 04-24-2013 07:09 PM
http://us-mg5.mail.yahoo.com/ya/down...Inbox&inline=1

sausage party!!!!!1!

Scarlett O'Hara 04-24-2013 07:14 PM
I can't see the photo, the links not right I see. :)

Freebase Dali 04-24-2013 07:22 PM
It's like he tried to post his Yahoo inbox or something...

LoathsomePete 04-24-2013 07:23 PM
What's the bet it's him at an actual sausage party, with lots of different samples.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-24-2013 07:30 PM
:laughing:

anticipation 04-24-2013 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 1311077)
What's the bet it's him at an actual sausage party, with lots of different samples.
http://i35.tinypic.com/51eob4.jpg

you were closest!

LoathsomePete 04-24-2013 07:39 PM
I'm jealous, I want to go to a sausage party!

Freebase Dali 04-24-2013 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 1311077)
What's the bet it's him at an actual sausage party, with lots of different samples.
I got 5 on it.

Edit:
Ah crap. He fixed it before I realized it. Well, I still win.

Paul Smeenus 04-24-2013 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1311084)
I got 5 on it.

Edit:
Ah crap. He fixed it before I realized it. Well, I still win.

Yes, you win your own fiver.

FETCHER. 04-25-2013 05:25 AM
Love a sausage fest.

PoorOldPo 04-25-2013 05:29 AM
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Originally Posted by FETCHER. (Post 1311207)
Love a sausage fest.
Anyone else like sausages when they aren't moist? Like when they are dry and cold? I always hated eating soft juicy sausages.

FETCHER. 04-25-2013 05:30 AM
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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo (Post 1311210)
Anyone else like sausages when they aren't moist? Like when they are dry and cold? I always hated eating soft juicy sausages.
What is wrong with you! Although I hardly eat links, square/lorne sausage ftw.

PoorOldPo 04-25-2013 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted by anticipation (Post 1311081)


You're a butcher?!?! I thought we were kindred spirits?!?!


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Originally Posted by FETCHER. (Post 1311212)
What is wrong with you! Although I hardly eat links, square/lorne sausage ftw.


Nah, I'm just ahead of my time. You barbarians haven't realised how disgusting juicy warm, soft sausages are yet.

Goofle 04-25-2013 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted by FETCHER. (Post 1311207)
Love a sausage fest.
I prefer toad in the hole.

Sansa Stark 04-25-2013 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo (Post 1311210)
Anyone else like sausages when they aren't moist? Like when they are dry and cold? I always hated eating soft juicy sausages.
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk...dkreo1_500.gif

The Batlord 04-25-2013 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by anticipation (Post 1311081)
For some reason that pic makes you look like one of the chillest people to hang out with ever. The look on your face combined with the bandana combined with where you're taking the picture all sort of combine into awesomeness.

Dr_Rez 04-25-2013 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by anticipation (Post 1311081)
you were closest!
Whats the **** inbetween the clamps?

Burning Down 04-25-2013 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1311307)
For some reason that pic makes you look like one of the chillest people to hang out with ever. The look on your face combined with the bandana combined with where you're taking the picture all sort of combine into awesomeness.
And then he'll string your meat up and hang it on the ceiling.

Sansa Stark 04-25-2013 11:33 AM
^ he sure does seem the type hahahaha

FRED HALE SR. 04-25-2013 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Rez (Post 1311335)
Whats the **** inbetween the clamps?
Its wood Rez.


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