When I had long hair I was known as the "Viking", or "Thor."

One lad at work decided to shout it at me one day, and I never got rid of it for over 5 years.

Haha. That's awesome.
You could so pull off walking down the street in the middle of traffic, drinking a barrel of beer, and smashing car windshields with a giant hammer. Or a guitar maybe. Either would be equally awesome.

If someone takes a photo of me sleeping, they should prepare for death.

Also, I don't think I've ever seen a picture of you before! Aww! You look quite tough but come across as quite a kind and sensitive guy... epic combo.

You haven't? Really? Theres a recent one in the archive too. Probably more recent than the last one you posted, hint.

At first was thinking, "why i Mojo posting pictures of you?" But i guess there can be 2 people with bald head beard and Metal tshirt.

Oooh, I will have to go check it out :) And nah, I'm over my picture-whoring days!

Hahah I was thinking the same thing actually. Dopplegangers!

EDIT: Who am I kidding... hi guys, live from one of those wanky hipster iphone photo apps!

http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/s.../vfsdvdvfv.jpg

Good job including the bass.

That made me think of this LOL!!!

http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/1...hno-viking.jpg

Loving the cuteness. :love:

Hehe why would you be "over" it? You hadn't done it for ages!

Anyway, that's a very pretty picture! It's good to see a recent one!

will you marry me?

Another one, Duce?
Starting an harem, are we?
It's been a while since I last saw a Lateralus picture.
What can I say but... Melbourne isn't too far away, is it? :D

God damnit, I'll never get a pretty girl.

How does her photo prove that?

Yes. That same question, but coming from me

He's fishing.

You literally look different in every picture I see of you.

I've been fishing before once, but I didn't know you weren't supposed to eat the bait.

Hook line and sinker, mate.

And welcome back!

I am wearing a Frank Zappa T shirt today thank you.

Hehe how is that possible? The only thing that changes is the facial hair, I think.

no it isn't

Do you always have a smug look on your face while you sleep? It looks like you're laying there thinking "Yeah...get your laughs in now buddy. You only think you're getting away with something."

Hehe I didn't consider that look to be smug. However, considering I was drunk and therefore out for the count, I guess it could have been far, far uglier an expression on my face!

I didn't say it was ugly...I just said it was smug. :p:


Can I rub my hands on your beard?

Whatever you want, NSW. ;)

I don't know. Maybe you're just funny looking.





...<3 :love:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../moostache.jpg

Neil, you've got nothing on my fancy stache.

:p:

Neil, haha! And here I was thinking that it was you who liked to take photos of people while they slept (from across the street with a night vision telephoto lens and a box of donuts...of course lol).

:rofl:

Gorgeous photo Lateralus! You have beautiful eyes!

Lol. You're very pretty, btw!

back off Holly, I've known her longer :P:


How YOU doin'? ;)

Sounds like someone wants a mustache ride.

Edit: I was talking about Holly, DJ. Put your pants back on.

My pants never came off....I'm not into receiving. Sorry.

Just gotta say, GOD DAMN.

Kate = gorjusssssss. :love:

Hahaha, I didn't even know you were a girl :D
Pretty girl, despite the mustache :D.

Only about 17,000kms! :D

Shucks. Doesn't live up to your sexy come-hither shots though! ;)

Thanks, I grew them myself.

<3

It's a small world aaafter allll :D
Haha, you'll be in England soon enough (not like I'm going to go there anytime soon, but the thought is nice :D).

teddy bear fetish as well:-

http://i853.photobucket.com/albums/a.../teddybear.jpg

Just one more thing we have in common, then!

Giggidy. I could never grow a stache like that! You got me beat!

Pretty piucture, though! :)

Shush. That's supposed to be a secret! :laughing:

for a teddy bear fetish you don't have enough!

You should have like a collection of them on a dresser or stashed in a secret location of your closet.