Yessss that’s 5/5 now *cackles in gay*

Lmao excellent *wrings hands while doing evil lesbian world domination laugh*

I'm in DC right now and had a brunch today with my local gay friends and let me tell you, these ladies party harder at 50 than I do at 28.

I don't care if it makes me a bad gay socialite. Staying drunk from noon to midnight just isn't my thing. I prefer naps.

Copious nicotine and snacks throughout the day is the only way I can do that and I'm younger than you.

Yo

Yo

https://i.imgur.com/l8KH1eJ.png

These photos are both works of art. You should each record an album and make these the covers

When I'm ready to record an album based solely around bodily sounds and functions, I'll call Bat.

When I'm ready for tattoo ideas that I'll regret after I've sobered up I'll call you.

Oof.