Kill the knight the bishop and the mother****ing rook
I am the king I **** the queen so you will be shook
Call me a boomer get the **** off my lawn
My gun at your head and you fall like a pawn
7-11 elph sold me a swisher
“Death to America” spoke Bobby Fischer
Checkmate Kasparov I’m the machine
Call you Gomer Pyle make you clean the latrine
You’ll be thinking suicide when the match is completed
Hawk wins again and I remain undefeated

Hawk squawkin bout chess so Imma jump his ass in checkers
King me and call me the original homewrecker
But this dawg just gets high with his dog
Like a bump on a log and it makes me sick
Cause anybody kissin corgis shoulda been an abortion
Stead of jacking off slapping his twiggy ass stick

I don't speak nerd no use talking chess
Even though you recommend the raddest jazz
Dawg, this pussy ain't for you to harass
I'll go full Sei Shonagon on your ass
Banish you to Dog Island if you give me sass

Lmao good one

Me after reading each of your little raps

https://media.tenor.com/images/02825...9f6a/tenor.gif

Damn why is no one posting selfies on this thread?

Cause you so ugly Trist
You look like a cyst
I think bout pics
And just play Myst

You need really expensive camera equipment to pick up such high levels of whiteness.

Pussing out on rapping is even more white than rapping, especially when you're clearly too white to have the balls to rap.