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Old 08-03-2020, 01:40 AM   #38791 (permalink)
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Yikes, I hope you had insurance. I'm guessing you live in an urban area where owning a car isn't strictly necessary?

Yes, I totaled my Mazda when I hit the moose. The moose was most certainly not OK. I was a little shellshocked after the incident, standing on the highway in the middle of the night, with glass shards in my hair and down my shirt. As I looked ahead, I saw the moose on its haunches, trying in vain to stand up. As I locked eyes with it, it was almost as if we both had a shared sympathy for the other, like a collective "I'm sorry this happened". He dragged himself off to the curb of the road eventually, trying in desperation to return to some kind of normalcy. After I called 911, the state troopers were sent - they deemed him to be a lost cause, so with one shotgun shell to his head, echoing into the night, that moose became history. Poor bastard.
Yeah I grew up in Holland, no one really needs a car there unless your job involves emergencies I guess. I moved to England, but I'm in a city so that's fine too. That moose incident must have been pretty traumatic
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Old 08-03-2020, 07:46 AM   #38792 (permalink)
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I'd take Plankton. He wouldn't try to **** me.
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I don't think I could wash anyone's hair without it becoming sexual. Not sure how hair stylists can keep the boners down.
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Old 08-03-2020, 07:52 AM   #38793 (permalink)
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I'm picturing Plankton working at a wig factory getting all flustered as he washes bags of hair.
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Old 08-03-2020, 08:17 AM   #38794 (permalink)
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Ewwwwwww...

...ah.

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That was a lame Biden reference, btw. It's early.
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Old 08-17-2020, 07:01 AM   #38795 (permalink)
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Old 08-17-2020, 08:55 AM   #38796 (permalink)
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Old 08-17-2020, 09:49 AM   #38797 (permalink)
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Keep your eyes on the road.
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Old 08-17-2020, 10:06 AM   #38798 (permalink)
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Old 08-17-2020, 12:05 PM   #38799 (permalink)
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Looking very determined, Mindfulness! Are you exploring small-town America for your next post?
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Old 08-17-2020, 12:54 PM   #38800 (permalink)
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I'm ruminating that he woke up thinking he had a full head of hair.

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