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08-01-2020, 05:35 PM | #38761 (permalink) | ||
the bantering battleaxe
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this sounds like an off the wall fetish fanfiction
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08-01-2020, 05:40 PM | #38762 (permalink) | |
Cuter Than Post Malone.
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You don't know **** about braids. Or hygiene. You're not even that cute.
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08-01-2020, 05:44 PM | #38763 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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He says while a chimp picks a louse out of his hair and eats it.
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08-01-2020, 06:01 PM | #38764 (permalink) | |
Cuter Than Post Malone.
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Your mom's not a chimp. And the only thing she's picking out for me is a new ps5.
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08-01-2020, 06:09 PM | #38766 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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Fact: I’ve already washed Marie’s hair.
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08-01-2020, 06:15 PM | #38767 (permalink) | |
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My mom is a homo erectus. I know this because I'm a wildly erect gay man and women make her clit stand up.
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08-01-2020, 06:16 PM | #38768 (permalink) | ||
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If you call me dad I'll slap you in the ****ing mouth.
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08-01-2020, 06:21 PM | #38769 (permalink) | |
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If you call me dad I'll pour hydrochloric acid down your throat just like my real dad.
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