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Old 08-01-2020, 05:35 PM   #38761 (permalink)
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I would wash her hair so ****ing good. I'm so super thorough with making sure to get the suds to every part of the scalp that she'd be super uncomfortable but I'd just be like "Do you want greasy hair, you miserable welp?"
this sounds like an off the wall fetish fanfiction
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Old 08-01-2020, 05:40 PM   #38762 (permalink)
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You can't wash braids. All you can do is hose the little troll down.
You don't know **** about braids. Or hygiene. You're not even that cute.
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Old 08-01-2020, 05:44 PM   #38763 (permalink)
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He says while a chimp picks a louse out of his hair and eats it.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-01-2020, 06:01 PM   #38764 (permalink)
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Your mom's not a chimp. And the only thing she's picking out for me is a new ps5.
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Old 08-01-2020, 06:07 PM   #38765 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2020, 06:09 PM   #38766 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2020, 06:15 PM   #38767 (permalink)
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Your mom's not a chimp. And the only thing she's picking out for me is a new ps5.
My mom is a homo erectus. I know this because I'm a wildly erect gay man and women make her clit stand up.
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Old 08-01-2020, 06:16 PM   #38768 (permalink)
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My mom is a homo erectus. I know this because I'm a wildly erect gay man and women make her clit stand up.
That's cool, little man.

If you call me dad I'll slap you in the ****ing mouth.
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Old 08-01-2020, 06:21 PM   #38769 (permalink)
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If you call me dad I'll pour hydrochloric acid down your throat just like my real dad.
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Old 08-01-2020, 06:30 PM   #38770 (permalink)
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