Homophobes.

****ing misogynists want me to shave my tits to fit their ideal.

Do you wear baseball caps and your curly hair sticks out of the bottom and kind of wings out all cute?

Hats barely sit on my head with all this hair, like I'm trying to hide a live octopus under there. I've gotta brush it all back just to get my work hat to stay on and even then it wants to fly off my head.

Hey Bat, I've got very similar hair. I hope you don't ever wear non-work-required hats. It's too much of a pain to be worth it in my experience. Not only does it mess up the 'do, but it's uncomfortable and itchy. Not to mention, ladies love that hair, no reason to hide it under a cap...unless you're gay.

No one knows what i loooks like

A true blessing that we all appreciate.

Well now I wanna know.

I can totally imagine that you don't know even that.

In contrast to Bat my hair is much shorter than it was a while ago because it was getting a bit messy; I never know what to do with long hair.
before (a month or two ago?):

after:

and to compensate for my bitch faces a photo from a year ago when I was giving a presentation, which is a better depiction of my goofy personality side: