I'm saying that in a general sense. You couldn't be a star. But you could be a star's dad. And you're too young and pretty to be Uncle Ben so you're stuck being Clark Kent's adopted dad. Your hair is also pretty Kentish tbh. They would have to CGI out the unsightly eyebrow mole though. And CGI in some actual eyebrows. But that's small stuff.

Well shit. Call my agent.

If you had a smaller skull you wouldnt have so much water sloshing around up there

If you had a smaller ass you could be in any movie.

Joke's on you big asses are in

Maybe in porn. Best of luck.

You'd watch it

You'd be surprised by how persnickety I am about porn.

Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry I'm not animated.

Maybe if you moved around more your boyfriend wouldn't have to fake his orgasms.