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The Batlord 09-02-2019 06:04 PM
Body slammed? Do you know what basketball is?

Frownland 09-02-2019 06:09 PM
I get bodyslammed all the time when I read. That's how it goes on the streets.

Lisnaholic 09-02-2019 07:04 PM
^ Sounds like a pretty brutal neighbourhood!

I once got a rather nasty paper cut on the tip of my finger: my fault for reading a book without protective gloves, but, hey, that's how I roll.

The Batlord 09-02-2019 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 2076034)
^ Sounds like a pretty brutal neighbourhood!

I once got a rather nasty paper cut on the tip of my finger: my fault for reading a book without protective gloves, but, hey, that's how I roll.
That reminds me, I tried rubbing my dick on the Bible once and got a paper cut. Now I'm a youth pastor. True story.

Frownland 09-02-2019 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky (Post 2076035)
That reminds me, I tried rubbing my dick on the Bible once and got a paper cut. Now I'm a youth pastor. True story.
Was it a holy bible?

The Batlord 09-02-2019 07:21 PM
Nah it was intact.

Lisnaholic 09-02-2019 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky (Post 2076035)
That reminds me, I tried rubbing my dick on the Bible once and got a paper cut. Now I'm a youth pastor. True story.
^ I'm trying to decide which is most puzzling: thinking of doing that, actually doing that or posting about it on line.

Frownland 09-02-2019 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky (Post 2076043)
Nah it was intact.
Well there's your problem. Gotta punch a hole in it then line it with pork. Then it's like the real thing.

Mindy 09-02-2019 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2075934)
Looks cool thinning out on top. Got the Bruce Willis thing going. Gets their panties wet and off. Then you have sex!
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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky (Post 2075970)
playin b ball in your oosa shades?
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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 2075978)
hooping? b ball? We're talking about basket ball, right? Isn't it strange to wear glasses to play basket ball? I wear glasses to read, but at least with reading there's little risk of getting body-slammed, or of having the book bounce up and hit you in the face.
yeah the shades help ease the eyes while hooping and driving :beer: depends on if its sunny too

OccultHawk 09-02-2019 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2076049)
Well there's your problem. Gotta punch a hole in it then line it with pork. Then it's like the real thing.
Can confirm.


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