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Old 08-06-2019, 02:53 PM   #37921 (permalink)
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I had so not thought that anyone would ever say that I have a resting bitch face that I'm almost proud now.
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 08-06-2019, 02:53 PM   #37922 (permalink)
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You definitely do. Augmented by just having smelled someone else's fart.
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Old 08-06-2019, 03:00 PM   #37923 (permalink)
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I had so not thought that anyone would ever say that I have a resting bitch face that I'm almost proud now.
You definitely just look like you smelled someone's fart in an elevator and can't believe someone would do that.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-07-2019, 05:56 AM   #37924 (permalink)
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Batlords will be Batlords
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Old 08-07-2019, 09:09 AM   #37925 (permalink)
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she's gay no need to neg
You're straight and I neg you.
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Old 08-07-2019, 12:09 PM   #37926 (permalink)
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You should change your username to Dharma & Neg
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Old 08-07-2019, 12:53 PM   #37927 (permalink)
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Negging backs the female into a corner where she has to prove she has a sense of humor or isn’t uptight or not a bitch or whatever but the myth that it’s a reliable way to get laid is baloney.

Praise and flattery is the ticket to v-town.
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Old 08-07-2019, 01:14 PM   #37928 (permalink)
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i had to research what "neg" meant .....
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Old 08-07-2019, 01:36 PM   #37929 (permalink)
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1 play with your braids

2 talk about your braids

3 **** her with your braids
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Old 08-07-2019, 01:41 PM   #37930 (permalink)
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Negging backs the female into a corner where she has to prove she has a sense of humor or isn’t uptight or not a bitch or whatever but the myth that it’s a reliable way to get laid is baloney.

Praise and flattery is the ticket to v-town.
It's the internet. V-town is Pornhub.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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