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Last time I was carded was a couple years ago when some twat wouldn't sell my friend beer cause my ID was expired. Like, I'm clearly the guy on the card, I'm clearly not under 21, the other dude has his license, so what the **** is your problem? Also the only time I've ever been carded when with someone else who was buying.

MicShazam

12-03-2018 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2020961)

You see it's a top down effect. Your large eyebrows combine with your large eyes to overfill a rather small face, then your long nose comes crashing down to make your lips look even thinner, and as one's eyes are drawn down to each feature in turn it all further combines to make your chin look like an incel's.

She's pwetty and you know it.
U just jelly.

[MERIT]

12-04-2018 12:35 AM

I get carded for cigs if I'm clean shaven, and I'm 31.

[MERIT]

12-04-2018 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2020988)

Receding hairline=never carded

Suck on that, bitchfaces. My ID has been expired for like 6 months with no problems.

Like a fine wine . . .

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Plankton

12-04-2018 07:37 AM