I like beards aesthetically but omg the smells

I'm sure men think the same about your pits. Except they don't like them aesthetically.

I like armpit hair now, although it's not a full-blown fetish yet.

Getting real sick of your shit Charles

Is it weird for a bearded and otherwise hairy guy to have a shaved crotch?

Then stop eating it.

Dare you.

A five o'clock shadow doesn't count.

It'd be interesting. I've never seen Robert Smith with a beard.