And now Limp Bizkit is stuck in my head. Thanks.

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hi I have hair I really do it all grew back this is real

Why you wearing a black girl's weave though?

Youre so relentlessly endearing. I'm sure WWWP appreciates every word.

That would be lame.

Charles fears my affection

I fear the thought of seeing you in a sleeveless shirt, pit hair peeking out, flowing in the breeze.

I'm glad you assume my pit hair is abundant bc honestly i'm insecure about my productivity

I'll grade it if you want. It would help if you combed out the tangles first.

It's been a while so here's me on a pirate ship near the Baltic Sea.

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