You are all the worst ****ing roasters

Mine was a bit long in the tooth, but comparing dread to Mark Corrigan was definitely accurate.

Alright time to see what you guys really got

Next up on the roast block

https://i.imgur.com/6zuYk1m.jpg

I’m in a high school library

You could stretch out a V-Neck with that bulbous noggin. Not even a roast, just an observation.

Actually, that was a roast.

Also, this is too:
https://i.imgur.com/5473ysV.jpg

Christian Slater called, he wants his forehead back.

You need to wear more sunscreen. Not a roast just a fact.

Are those freckles or are you a black guy who suffered third degree burns?

10/10 you’re the best

2/10 you’re the worst

You’re right, luckily my fiancee likes the freckles

Obviously the latter

But being the worst is a good thing in a roast right? So I win.

Ask her if she likes paying for your chemo.