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07-21-2018, 09:07 AM | #36611 (permalink) |
...here to hear...
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^ This is more true than you might imagine! You save us from being a sad sausage-fest of lonely music nerds because however many girls we may lure in, they keep disappearing just as fast.
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07-21-2018, 11:23 AM | #36612 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Then wear sluttier lipstick if you're gonna go for the porn look.
She's not like most girls.
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07-21-2018, 11:30 AM | #36613 (permalink) | |
Cuter Than Post Malone.
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She's got a huge clitoris and it makes most boys shy.
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07-21-2018, 02:09 PM | #36614 (permalink) | ||
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I forgot who took these two pics but I like them for some reason. Me and my dog Gus respectively.
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07-21-2018, 02:14 PM | #36615 (permalink) | |
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You look like the love child of the guy from Office Space and Steve Buscemi. And your dog looks like a gremlin.
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07-21-2018, 02:33 PM | #36616 (permalink) | ||
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Best compliment I've seen in awhile. He's a dachshund rescue.
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07-21-2018, 02:37 PM | #36617 (permalink) | |
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Rescue him from his ear hair.
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07-21-2018, 02:45 PM | #36619 (permalink) | ||
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Eh he's a diamond in the rough and being furry makes him more fun to hug.
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