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Old 06-25-2018, 09:17 PM   #36301 (permalink)
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If the dog isn't neutered then you can start jacking him off. I'm sure he'll chill out real quick.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-25-2018, 09:18 PM   #36302 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2018, 09:20 PM   #36303 (permalink)
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Kill the dog and the owner. Make it look like a murder-suicide.
Leave a note with paw prints all over.

"Looks like Mr. Ruffles just snapped."
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Old 06-25-2018, 09:25 PM   #36304 (permalink)
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Is the vicious pit bull's name actually Mr. Ruffles?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-25-2018, 09:32 PM   #36305 (permalink)
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Is the vicious pit bull's name actually Mr. Ruffles?
It's not.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 06-25-2018, 09:33 PM   #36306 (permalink)
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This Russian Snow Dog ****s this pit up dead

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Old 06-25-2018, 10:05 PM   #36307 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2018, 10:08 PM   #36308 (permalink)
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Something seems fishy with this photo.
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Old 06-25-2018, 10:10 PM   #36309 (permalink)
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Something seems fishy with this photo.
I sea what you did there.
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Old 06-25-2018, 10:11 PM   #36310 (permalink)
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Get trout of here, you two.
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