What would you do, Chula, if your dog was attacked by another dog and in danger or really getting chewed up? Would you kill another dog to save your own?

My dad has it. When my dog was a puppy we took her off leash to run around a bit in a clearing about 30 minutes in the woods. Long story short, she played keep away for hours until we had to basically walk out of the woods or spend the night. It was October. She followed to the edge of the woods near my car thankfully but would not go near me or my car. My dad showed up and one thunderous "LAY DOWN! STAY!" and she listened and we went home.

F*ck, when I was a kid I used to hear my dads whistle from like ten blocks away and would come home for dinner. He's one of those guys that can whistle like a f*cking hawk without the use of fingers.

Dude knows how to beckon.

Now this I agree with

I've been attacked by unruly dogs. Never had a problem with dogs hiking because unleashed dogs people hike with are usually very well behaved. My problem is people leaving big vicious dogs in the yard with out watching them. They're dicks. And my friend's pit does not like me. Like, he used to be a chill dog but recently he's become vicious and mean mugs specific people. When ever I'm around he just sits there and stares me down. I've also seen the owner slap the **** out of him (not too hard, but still) because he wouldn't leave me alone. Makes me uncomfortable having to watch that even though I know the dog wants to kill me.

Kill the dog and the owner. Make it look like a murder-suicide.

^ efficient!

If the dog isn't neutered then you can start jacking him off. I'm sure he'll chill out real quick.

Living in Germany finally paying off.

Leave a note with paw prints all over.

"Looks like Mr. Ruffles just snapped."

Is the vicious pit bull's name actually Mr. Ruffles?