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04-17-2018, 07:45 PM | #35932 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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Damn son, how do you keep the pussy off of you?
If I could look like that for a weekend I’d go **** some bitch who wouldn’t **** me.
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04-17-2018, 07:46 PM | #35933 (permalink) | |
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Seriously though, if you or anyone on this site did an Amnesia plathrough I'd be willing to Kickstart it.
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04-17-2018, 07:50 PM | #35934 (permalink) | |
All day jazz and biscuits
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Joke? Gratitude? Self deprecation? How about both. That's nice of you to say OH. I'd say it's pretty easy to keep the pussy off due to the fact that I can occasionally ward off vaginas with the words that come out of my mouth. I need the right amount of alcohol to not repel women. Then again, I think I just need to lower my standards a little bit. I'm always looking to talk to/go home with some version of my dream girl. Need to drop that sh*t. That ain't real life. Sometimes you have to go home with a couple of 3's to appreciate a 9. |
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04-17-2018, 08:24 PM | #35936 (permalink) |
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I’m not fat.
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04-17-2018, 08:26 PM | #35937 (permalink) | |
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04-17-2018, 08:28 PM | #35938 (permalink) | |
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04-17-2018, 08:28 PM | #35939 (permalink) |
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On or off the record?
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