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03-15-2018, 11:50 AM | #35901 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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As Chio
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03-15-2018, 01:38 PM | #35902 (permalink) |
mayor of spookytown
Join Date: Jan 2017
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I absolutely, definitely do not have boxed wine in my fridge and a cat in my lap right now. Can't relate!!!
Also: Old cat ladies are out. Goat ladies are in. (This is my plan. All suitors will be forced to wrestle with my strongest goat immediately after drinking a trough of moonshine. Of course, no one will win, and no one will hear their screams way out there in the mountains.) |
03-15-2018, 06:10 PM | #35903 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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TBH I don't think a goat would stand much of a chance unless it was facing towards you and could ram you. They're not really built for a sideways attack and kick to the throat. I'd put myself at 5:1 against a goat.
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03-16-2018, 09:45 PM | #35905 (permalink) | ||
President spic
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Waxahatchee
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03-23-2018, 08:46 PM | #35907 (permalink) |
Godless Ape
Join Date: Mar 2017
Location: Britannia
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Animal abuse.
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03-24-2018, 07:19 AM | #35908 (permalink) |
...here to hear...
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: He lives on Love Street
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^ You are so pretty, wwwp! Easily the prettiest member on MB, ( ... at least until Chiomara posts a new picture )
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03-24-2018, 02:27 PM | #35910 (permalink) |
Toasted Poster
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
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Steph, the combination of your big doe eyes along with your cute petite lips...... you could hire the most expensive plastic surgeon in the universe and not get what you've already got.
*crush*
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” Last edited by Chula Vista; 03-25-2018 at 04:40 AM. |
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