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Chiomara · 01-25-2018, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

This is why you are not a performance artist. Smear yourself with peanut butter and challenge yourself.

The whole dogs & peanut butter thing is so passé. It doesn't hold a candle to my main routine (during which a gold-painted man dressed like Pyramaidhead pours a vat of blackstrap molasses and hot candle wax over my head while I try to wrangle four angry screeching cassowaries and evade the wasps circling overhead. I haven't figured out what the ideal musical accompaniment would be though. Maybe a recording of several tornado sirens and/or farm machinery slowed 600%?)

The Batlord · 01-25-2018, 07:44 PM

You're thinking too hard. Pick a fight with a honey badger dressed as a Mexican masked wrestler, record it, and then play it backwards to look like you fought it off.

Chiomara · 01-25-2018, 07:46 PM

That'll be Act II of course.

Chula Vista · 01-25-2018, 08:43 PM

Butter is where it's at.

WWWP · 01-25-2018, 09:14 PM

Leafy greens >>>>

Chiomara · 01-25-2018, 09:14 PM

Oo what are you going to cook with them?

WWWP · 01-25-2018, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Oo what are you going to cook with them?

I pretty much sustain myself on simple three ingredient stir frys over brown rice. Tonight I have kale, onion, and mushrooms sautéed in coconut oil.

Chiomara · 01-25-2018, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

I pretty much sustain myself on simple three ingredient stir frys over brown rice. Tonight I have kale, onion, and mushrooms sautéed in coconut oil.

Oh right you mentioned that I think; coconut is great for cooking with. (And for everything really. It makes a really good post-shower body oil since it absorbs so quickly)

WWWP · 01-25-2018, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Oh right you mentioned that I think; coconut is great for cooking with. (And for everything really. It makes a really good post-shower body oil since it absorbs so quickly)

Yes I agree it's the best but also hazardous lol. I've also fallen so hard on my ass after oiling up in the bathtub and then walking on the hardwood

**Frownland** · 01-25-2018, 10:00 PM

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01-25-2018, 07:46 PM	#35863 (permalink)
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01-25-2018, 08:43 PM	#35864 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Butter is where it's at. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

01-25-2018, 09:14 PM	#35866 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	Oo what are you going to cook with them? __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	coconut anything <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< <<<<<<< __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x