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Old 12-04-2017, 04:15 PM   #35761 (permalink)
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Gonna put it out there in case anyone else is interested.

1. Smoke like nuts and pack up an ashtray with the ash and butts.

2. Get a large glass jar and fill it halfway with water.

3. Throw away the butts and empty just the ash into the jar. Seal the lid.

4. Buy a bunch of these:



5. Keep a lighter close by.

6. QUIT.

OK. Now every time you have the urge, grab the jar, unscrew the lid, and take a huge whiff of the fermented excrement.

Then grab one of those stimudent toothpicks, feign lighting it, then "smoke" it. (and clean your teeth in the process. they taste great!)

Part of the addiction is mechanical. This satisfies that aspect. The other part is the nicotine. In all seriousness, if you can inhale a cigarette after smelling that jar of crap - you are hopeless.

I struggled for the first few days because of the nicotine part, then by day 3-4 it started getting a lot easier. After a week, I was 100% cured.

Keep the jar handy.
Alternative method:

1. Cut off both your hands.
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Old 12-05-2017, 08:18 AM   #35762 (permalink)
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It's been 3 years yesterday for me, but I wouldn't recommend the method I used... unless you're a fan of being bed ridden with the flu.
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Old 12-05-2017, 10:24 AM   #35763 (permalink)
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bed ridden with the flu.
Going on 8 days now. The puking has stopped but my body is still producing insane amounts of phlegm. And every time I have a coughing fit I feel like Joe Pesci has my head in a vise.
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Old 12-05-2017, 10:27 AM   #35764 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2017, 10:29 AM   #35765 (permalink)
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Going on 8 days now. The puking has stopped but my body is still producing insane amounts of phlegm. And every time I have a coughing fit I feel like Joe Pesci has my head in a vise.
Dude, quit turning me on.
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Old 12-05-2017, 11:12 AM   #35766 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2017, 11:14 AM   #35767 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2017, 11:20 AM   #35768 (permalink)
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Going on 8 days now. The puking has stopped but my body is still producing insane amounts of phlegm. And every time I have a coughing fit I feel like Joe Pesci has my head in a vise.
Tell him he's a funny guy. That should distract him for a minute.
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Old 12-05-2017, 12:01 PM   #35769 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2017, 01:03 PM   #35770 (permalink)
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