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Janszoon 12-04-2017 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1900937)
Gonna put it out there in case anyone else is interested.

1. Smoke like nuts and pack up an ashtray with the ash and butts.

2. Get a large glass jar and fill it halfway with water.

3. Throw away the butts and empty just the ash into the jar. Seal the lid.

4. Buy a bunch of these:

https://content.pattersondental.com/...ages/23234.jpg

5. Keep a lighter close by.

6. QUIT.

OK. Now every time you have the urge, grab the jar, unscrew the lid, and take a huge whiff of the fermented excrement.

Then grab one of those stimudent toothpicks, feign lighting it, then "smoke" it. (and clean your teeth in the process. they taste great!)

Part of the addiction is mechanical. This satisfies that aspect. The other part is the nicotine. In all seriousness, if you can inhale a cigarette after smelling that jar of crap - you are hopeless.

I struggled for the first few days because of the nicotine part, then by day 3-4 it started getting a lot easier. After a week, I was 100% cured.

Keep the jar handy. :nono:

Alternative method:

1. Cut off both your hands.

Plankton 12-05-2017 08:18 AM

It's been 3 years yesterday for me, but I wouldn't recommend the method I used... unless you're a fan of being bed ridden with the flu.

Chula Vista 12-05-2017 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1901237)
bed ridden with the flu.

Going on 8 days now. The puking has stopped but my body is still producing insane amounts of phlegm. And every time I have a coughing fit I feel like Joe Pesci has my head in a vise.

The Batlord 12-05-2017 10:27 AM

I wonder how many times in his life he's been called Joe Pepsi?

Paul Smeenus 12-05-2017 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1901261)
Going on 8 days now. The puking has stopped but my body is still producing insane amounts of phlegm. And every time I have a coughing fit I feel like Joe Pesci has my head in a vise.

Dude, quit turning me on.

WWWP 12-05-2017 11:12 AM

vape nation

The Batlord 12-05-2017 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1901280)
vape nation

https://i.imgur.com/LB1HbLt.jpg

Plankton 12-05-2017 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1901261)
Going on 8 days now. The puking has stopped but my body is still producing insane amounts of phlegm. And every time I have a coughing fit I feel like Joe Pesci has my head in a vise.

Tell him he's a funny guy. That should distract him for a minute.

Exo 12-05-2017 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1901280)
vape nation

https://media.giphy.com/media/D6NH1C...ized-large.gif

WWWP 12-05-2017 01:03 PM

You're just mad I rip phat clouds


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