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The Batlord · 11-07-2017, 12:00 PM

I'll never understand why people under the age of 30 get married. You people do realize you're all idiots right?

Plankton · 11-07-2017, 12:40 PM

Ha! Yeah, friggin morons. I'm 51 and never been married. I can do what ever the **** I want, **** who ever the **** I want, and don't have to come home to the same rut day in and day out like those suckers that thought they needed some piece of government paper and a blessing from big daddy junior and the spook, and now they're so far down the rabbit hole they can't tell if they're looking out from their own misery, or just looking up they own *******. Have fun tryna not piss yo bitch off while I be ova here wit da reel bitches and cocaine. Only repercussions gon be bitches gettin smacked up if they hit mah **** too hard. Fo reel.

*regains composure*

Yes, well the institution of marriage is quite a sacred thing.

Lucem Ferre · 11-07-2017, 12:45 PM

Did you get possessed by the ghost of Stinkmeaner?

**Exo** · 11-07-2017, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Ha! Yeah, friggin morons. I'm 51 and never been married. I can do what ever the **** I want, **** who ever the **** I want, and don't have to come home to the same rut day in and day out like those suckers that thought they needed some piece of government paper and a blessing from big daddy junior and the spook, and now they're so far down the rabbit hole they can't tell if they're looking out from their own misery, or just looking up they own *******. Have fun tryna not piss yo bitch off while I be ova here wit da reel bitches and cocaine. Only repercussions gon be bitches gettin smacked up if they hit mah **** too hard. Fo reel.

*regains composure*

Yes, well the institution of marriage is quite a sacred thing.

Don't forget the mandatory big expensive as f*ck wedding where you will be judged by who you invite, who you don't, what you serve, and never get to enjoy any of that sh*t.

Plankton · 11-07-2017, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

Did you get possessed by the ghost of Stinkmeaner?

Maybe I am Stinkmeaner. ¯\_(V)_/¯

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Originally Posted by Exo

Don't forget the mandatory big expensive as f*ck wedding where you will be judged by who you invite, who you don't, what you serve, and never get to enjoy any of that sh*t.

**** all that pretentious uppity bull****.

The Batlord · 11-07-2017, 07:34 PM

If I ever get married we're all going to KFC and EVERYONE gets their own bucket.

Chula Vista · 11-07-2017, 08:55 PM

Linda and I paid for our wedding with $1,000 total - a gift from her grandfather. Family cooked and manned the buffet. A friend of mine DJ'd. Buddy lent us his PA. Got the local legion hall for half price.

We got married in my dad's backyard by a JOTP.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-07-2017, 08:57 PM

I paid for my wedding with my ex-wife all by myself. Her family never liked me, so they didn't offer to help and I didn't ask.

**Goofle** · 11-08-2017, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

I paid for my wedding with my ex-wife all by myself. Her family never liked me, so they didn't offer to help and I didn't ask.

You live and learn I guess.

WWWP · 11-08-2017, 10:29 AM

what is the optimal time of year to get married in order to maximize the tax benefits

11-07-2017, 12:40 PM	#35712 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Ha! Yeah, friggin morons. I'm 51 and never been married. I can do what ever the ** I want, who ever the I want, and don't have to come home to the same rut day in and day out like those suckers that thought they needed some piece of government paper and a blessing from big daddy junior and the spook, and now they're so far down the rabbit hole they can't tell if they're looking out from their own misery, or just looking up they own ***. Have fun tryna not piss yo bitch off while I be ova here wit da reel bitches and cocaine. Only repercussions gon be bitches gettin smacked up if they hit mah ** too hard. Fo reel. regains composure Yes, well the institution of marriage is quite a sacred thing. __________________ See location...

11-07-2017, 08:55 PM	#35717 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Linda and I paid for our wedding with $1,000 total - a gift from her grandfather. Family cooked and manned the buffet. A friend of mine DJ'd. Buddy lent us his PA. Got the local legion hall for half price. We got married in my dad's backyard by a JOTP. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

11-07-2017, 08:57 PM	#35718 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	I paid for my wedding with my ex-wife all by myself. Her family never liked me, so they didn't offer to help and I didn't ask.