I've been putting on beer and croissan'wich weight for a good long while since my last pic, so you're behind the times. But I can still find my penis so it's all good.

you have the hands of an overweight 12 year old

I just have to assure you all that the proportions of my fingers have nothing to do with the length of my penis... honest. And **** me does that pic make my arms look even hairier than they already are. ****ing Donkey Kong ****.

Take a picture of yourself throwing some barrels.

I'm just going to post this picture every time you call me fat.

Calling you fat is too stale even for me. Now you're just a hipster-in-denial.

That's fair.

If it were bigger and clearer it would be potential meme material.

Did you accidentally glue together your middle and ring fingers of both hands or is that some kind of secret juggalo sign language?

The latter. Forks up, forks down, bitch. I think it's basically just supposed to be midwest (they're from Detroit), like the west and east coast hand signs.


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