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Old 05-01-2017, 09:59 AM   #35151 (permalink)
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Why did girls ever want to **** him? Everything below his nose looks warped and creepy. Like Bruce Lee gave Charlie Sheen an uppercut.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-01-2017, 02:29 PM   #35152 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2017, 05:54 PM   #35153 (permalink)
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I've never wanted to **** him but I definitely would pay to see him pretending to be MJ with a band of angels
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Old 05-01-2017, 10:20 PM   #35154 (permalink)
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I've never wanted to **** him but I definitely would pay to see him pretending to be MJ with a band of angels
Michael Jordan I hope.
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Old 05-01-2017, 11:18 PM   #35155 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2017, 11:18 PM   #35156 (permalink)
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I don't know which is more insulting. Calling me a member of Limp Biscuit or Corey Feldman's uncle. Limp Biscuit. Yeah, hands down Limp Biscuit is more insulting.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 05-02-2017, 02:53 PM   #35157 (permalink)
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I don't know which is more insulting. Calling me a member of Limp Biscuit or Corey Feldman's uncle. Limp Biscuit. Yeah, hands down Limp Biscuit is more insulting.
The latter implies that you are ugly though, and rightfully so. I wouldn't **** you if I were gay.
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Old 05-02-2017, 02:56 PM   #35158 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2017, 03:18 PM   #35159 (permalink)
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The latter implies that you are ugly though, and rightfully so. I wouldn't **** you if I were gay.
Are you implying that you would **** Limp Bizkit?
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Old 05-02-2017, 03:20 PM   #35160 (permalink)
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Are you implying that you would **** Limp Bizkit?
At least I wouldn't have to look at the back of Fred Durst's head.
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