You have the mustache of a 16-year-old.

Shaggy from Scooby Doo's narc little brother.

That shirt reminds me of my old Pizza Hut uniform.

I can't believe you stole your grandmother's glasses after you ****ed her corpse.

Gauges? Is this like when you used to tell people on the internet that you were 40 to get attention?

Clever but not funny. And the last one just makes no sense.

http://i68.tinypic.com/121spk9.jpg

In a rare display of extra fatal lady shimmer I did my hair and makeup both on the same day

When the **** did you grow your hair out? You were still sporting the Peter Parker last time I saw.

Ever since? Haven't really cut it since the buzz but that was like three years ago

Be careful what you wish for. We threw around the idea of an MB Roast thread way back in the day [around '06 if memory serves me correct, and yes, I know that using the term "back in the day" sounds douchey], but the mods shot us down. Looks like someone started one a while back though:

http://www.musicbanter.com/games-lis...r-members.html

I know that I haven't posted consistently over the years, but even talking about those days makes me feel like the old man of the sea around here lol.

i can't remember who started that thread

Perhaps you should look at who started the roast thread.

^ Yeah, you look really nice, Chiomara!

Sorry, Ki, but this is all you get from me as well:-

And what's worse is that you've now been shunted into third place by WWWP's charmingly mischievous smile. Bad luck, bro. :(

Cmon lisna, lemme see you get mean.