I've made 3 friends at record stores from wearing my Burzum shirt. That's 3 more friends than you've ever had Bat, so suck it.

I've made friends with a lot of middle aged guys who were wearing Residents shirts. Ten at least, four that I actually talk to still.

3+0 = 3. Don't be too proud.

I must have missed the part where I said they were the only 3 friends I have.

I'm just assuming you had none to begin with.

I know you and Batty set the MB standard and so it would make it seem as if none of the members have friends. But I would say outside of you two the people here seem to have relatively decent social lives.

My job is through the internet so that's my excuse.

My social life is ****, not to say I don't have friends, I just don't like talking to people anymore.

Plus, a lot of people have been ignoring me and telling me I need to get psychological help.

We welcome you.

That's not a good excuse. It's just a reason for why you are online more but you can still have a decent social life. You can work online and still go outside to meet people.