I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can, watch you weave.

<3 Never!

BFFs <3

Fun fact - the bloke holding the pint at the bottom left's genuine name is Paul McCartney.

I bet no one ever believes him.

Funnily enough, I didn't when I first met him :D

Weirdest thing is, he doesn't even like the Beatles either.

Hhaha, it'd be a cool name for him if he did like them, what were his parents thinking?! :D

I used to know someone called William Williams. Beat that :D

I remember reading somewhere that there are loads of people in this country called Wayne Rooney and Michael Owen as well. Unfortunately I'm yet to meet one of them, but due to some bizarre twist of fate they probably all suck at football.

I used to know someone called Kieran Kierany :D, and Richard Dick who got called Dick Dick haha :D

Haha yes, having the name wayne rooney is unfortunate in itself :D never mind being piss at football too :)

Richard Dick. Tell me you nicknamed him Double-Dick :D

The day I meet some called Richard Head I'll be a happy man!

edit - Or, better yet, Mike Hunt.

When I was a youngster, we would prank call people in the phonebook with odd names. We had a Richard Weiner, but the greatest was the Terryberry family. Jerry and Edith. I pretended to be their long lost grandson, Gary, son of Mary, brother of Harry etc... They were old, and I'm not sure if they bought any of it, but they never let me know, they played along for a couple years, and I would always call to see how they were doing.

Well if you look closely at the DSE logo, it really says Dick Head Smith :D

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2...100/lol/aa.jpg

Brilliant :laughing:

I've just had a look on facebook and there are quite a few Mike Hunts out there. The ribbings they must get :D

I shaved my head

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...76_50992_n.jpg

I hope you saved all that hair! You could weave a coat out of it!

If he decides to shave the beard he could turn that into a merkin.

I threw it away, actually. I didn't know what to do with it. I see this as starting over :D

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY you had such beautiful hair!

well, it will grow back again. I should have used hair products. It was pretty messed up. It will grow back in a year or two. I think I'll be bald for the next few months, then I'll start growing it back. Anyway, I needed a change and... voila! :D

I used to work with a David Beckham. Theres also a canny few kids in this part of the world who will be growing up now and having to deal with the fact that they were christened Shearer.

Hahaha, that sucks.
I hope his parents do. =P

You look cool as here but that's it now. That hair will never grow back. Trust me ;)

I know a girl named Penny Lane!

Really?! That is so cool! Penelope Lane or just Penny Lane?

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p...d/121_1456.jpg

Me and my Colt Trooper

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p...84611_1138.jpg
Me and one of those mexican dogs..

Would you be offended if I said you have very scalene eyebrows?

Not at all haha. I love how precise they are..

Haha read my edit. :beer:

Don't get mad if 333 and Savannah accuse you of plucking your eyebrows. They will, and then they'll drag me into it and say we go to the same eyebrow plucking store or something.

(They're just jealous of our naturally awesome eyebrows)

Only instance ive EVER used tweezers is to take out a splinter..

Your eyebrows are rather...chiseled. Obviously a pluck job.

Dude, im 16, I have WAAAY better things to do. I assure you these are natural, I dont groom myself at all except for the occasional shower.

Nothing wrong with a guy maintaining his eyebrows, until you get into guido territory. My mother waxes my brother's unibrow all the time, and he's a pure bro. Besides, you dont want to be looking like you got a mustache on your forehead

or like

http://bespokecommunications.ie/blog...etty-green.jpg

Ok..your really not reading me...go back a page and look at my "scalene" eyebrows. I dont even touch them..

I'm not saying you do, kid. I'm just saying there's nothing wrong with it. Congratulations on your eyebrows!1!!1!

Reds hat or Bears hat?

Bears, Im originally from Chicago.

Shucks! :(

Explain plox?

Or to smoke a roach when you're fresh out of alligator clips. :beer: