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07-01-2016, 12:53 PM | #32661 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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I found a gray hair in my beard, immediately freaked out, left my wife for a chick ten years younger than me, quit my job to pursue my professional hackey sack career, then found out that I had just left some shampoo in my beard.
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07-01-2016, 01:32 PM | #32662 (permalink) | |
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People would rather be on a flight with a small child than they would with a terrorist.
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07-01-2016, 01:40 PM | #32663 (permalink) | |
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At least the terrorist will be quiet before he kills us all.
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07-01-2016, 01:43 PM | #32664 (permalink) |
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I'm a seat kicker not a screamer, just make sure to leave more than a row between us are you're good.
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07-01-2016, 02:04 PM | #32666 (permalink) | |
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I might hate all minorities but that pales in comparison to my overwhelming revulsion towards children.
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07-01-2016, 04:33 PM | #32668 (permalink) | |
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Latest custom printed tee arrived in the post! #piratepride
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