I found a gray hair in my beard, immediately freaked out, left my wife for a chick ten years younger than me, quit my job to pursue my professional hackey sack career, then found out that I had just left some shampoo in my beard.

At least I like Zeppelin more than 95% of the board, that alone should gain your approval.

People would rather be on a flight with a small child than they would with a terrorist.

At least the terrorist will be quiet before he kills us all.

I'm a seat kicker not a screamer, just make sure to leave more than a row between us are you're good.

thank you, batlord. i appreciate it.

I might hate all minorities but that pales in comparison to my overwhelming revulsion towards children.

Children are also a minority.

But an ever-growing minority...

Latest custom printed tee arrived in the post! #piratepride

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but you stop being a child at some point no????? ya never stop being black or a jew tho............. so its not quite the same js...