clever sir :)

Sometimes it's cool being old. We can reach way back for source material. :thumb:

Absolutely nothing. Let's 69 and vomit onto each other's penises.

I have to wake up at 4:30 am. I can't afford to have a lot of booze by the evening.

Please eat my dick.

as lovely as that sounds i will have to turn you down mr batlord

I already called dibs on him Bat, back away from the gayboy.

honestly you're cute and you've got great taste and all but i feel weird about you still being in high school

im not a pedo, man

I have four years of seniority on you, so step the **** off and respect your elders.

ftfy.

I'll be out in less than a month baby.

Also, am I the first straight male to ever be friend-zoned by a gay man? Fact check please.

I'm open to threesomes if that makes it any better.