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Old 05-24-2016, 04:41 PM   #32291 (permalink)
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Chula just gives us a bad name. An old, drooling, smelly bad name.
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Old 05-24-2016, 04:43 PM   #32292 (permalink)
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I've been sober for almost 6 months actually.

My vices are of a dark and immoral nature.

Nodding out a little though.
I'd have stuck with the booze TBH.

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I've come to the conclusion that straight men don't know how to talk to women effectively.
That's because effectively communicating with a woman requires the back of one's hand and the front of your fist.
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Old 05-24-2016, 04:44 PM   #32293 (permalink)
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That's because effectively communicating with a woman requires the back of one's hand and the front of your fist.
That's an odd way to jack off.
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Old 05-24-2016, 04:44 PM   #32294 (permalink)
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Old 05-24-2016, 04:46 PM   #32295 (permalink)
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That's an odd way to jack off.
It's the only thing that gets me off anymore.
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Old 05-24-2016, 04:48 PM   #32296 (permalink)
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I'd have stuck with the booze TBH.



That's because effectively communicating with a woman requires the back of one's hand and the front of your fist.
Booze is way cheaper but never made me happy. Never helped me sleep or made me feel like I could conquer anything. Being dopesick is way worse than a hangover but I'll still never touch liquor again.

I like the back of my hand to be nestled in my lady's grasp while she uses the other to pull my hair and take me from behind. If you're gonna put a little violence into the mix, do it right.
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Old 05-24-2016, 04:48 PM   #32297 (permalink)
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It's the only thing that gets me off anymore.
That's what you said when I nearly choked you to death. You're a filthy liar.
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Old 05-24-2016, 04:49 PM   #32298 (permalink)
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It's the only thing that gets me off anymore.
Have the corpses in your crawlspace finally decomposed to a non-fuckable extent?
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Old 05-24-2016, 05:03 PM   #32299 (permalink)
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Booze is way cheaper but never made me happy. Never helped me sleep or made me feel like I could conquer anything. Being dopesick is way worse than a hangover but I'll still never touch liquor again.
Happy? You're clearly not Irish and do not understand what it means to be a proper drunk.

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I like the back of my hand to be nestled in my lady's grasp while she uses the other to pull my hair and take me from behind. If you're gonna put a little violence into the mix, do it right.
Alright, fine, I'll get the two-by-four.

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That's what you said when I nearly choked you to death. You're a filthy liar.
I was imagining myself as a woman.

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Have the corpses in your crawlspace finally decomposed to a non-fuckable extent?
Yes, but I went out and got some freshies.
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Old 05-24-2016, 05:16 PM   #32300 (permalink)
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Happy? You're clearly not Irish and do not understand what it means to be a proper drunk.
I'd rather get good and high, warm enough to dress down for a good fucking, and take a long nap with zero pain for several hours than get sloppy drunk, throw up everywhere, and feel bloated. I've chased the dragon so long I've made it my pet. No regrets.



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