You could make it malicious though. If his faux beard were to burn during the process I don't think anyone here would hold it against you.

I'm going to try to fit it all into a blunt for The Residents show on Saturday.

:thumb:

I only hope that when you are about to light it someone trips you and you end up setting your beard on fire.

The whole thing would go up in a flash. Kinda like a dandelion would.

That would be pretty trippy, plus I might make the dvd that they'll probably make of it. I'll see how it goes.

Actual strings and the whammy works.

http://i.imgur.com/ald02Kz.jpg

How's the sound? Mines like a retarded ukulele.

Retarded strat. The middle pickup doesn't work though.

Oh I didn't realize any of the pickups worked, does it have an aux with it?