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Old 04-03-2016, 05:51 PM   #32031 (permalink)
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I worked retail when I was younger, and I once told a customer that he looked like Al Sharpton. I quickly learned that it's a bad idea to tell customers they look like celebrities, as he said as much.
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Old 04-03-2016, 05:58 PM   #32032 (permalink)
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I worked retail when I was younger, and I once told a customer that he looked like Al Sharpton. I quickly learned that it's a bad idea to tell customers they look like celebrities, as he said as much.
You shoulda told him he looked like an oversensitive bitch.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-03-2016, 06:02 PM   #32033 (permalink)
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You shoulda told him he looked like an oversensitive bitch.
Exactly what I was thinking at the time.
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Old 04-03-2016, 06:10 PM   #32034 (permalink)
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Exactly what I was thinking at the time.
Or you could have told him that now he REALLY reminded you of Al Sharpton.
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Old 04-07-2016, 03:26 PM   #32035 (permalink)
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Is that thing on your head bong ready????? And would it get me high?
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It's some heady stuff.
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No, that giant nug of weed is morally opposed to being smoked. Old people who obsess over young people smoking weed are the most pathetic.
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You silly goose, that's not a hat.

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This may not be the first time I've ever wanted to set Frownie's head on fire, but this is probably the first time it's ever been non-malicious.
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