I bet you have.

http://i.imgur.com/SusJex2.png

I'm taking over for Bulbasaur.

Terrible. I tried using both hands, but it just wasn't long enough.

Anyway, that night I saved the life of an Orlando Magic cheerleader. Paypal me $5 and I'll tell you the story.

Bottom row, second from the right.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/team...jpg?1374212675

She's kinda hot.

Payment hasn't been received yet?

I for one would rather be set on fire.

Let's all come up with a fitting story for the scenario Chula describes. I'm sure it'll be more interesting than his glory whoring version.

He kidnapped her then let her go.

The end.

I think he waterboarded her to near death and when he stopped he asked "you don't have to thank me for saving your life, it's on me."

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...5OiHJPfMS1PZtw