Dickies are a bit too formal for my wardrobe, but I've been known to sport a cravat now and again.

A lil dickey or a lotta dickey?

Likewise, i could never were a scarf. If i did my friends would make fun of me and would never let me live it down.

I've two scarves. One I wear to work, which is tatty, covered in dog drool, horse sh*t, cat hairs, straw, mud, you name it. It stinks too. Haha. But I like it.

My other scarf my ex-wife knitted for me. I think she sunk over £100 worth of fancy wool into it. It's very long, soft, warm and really lovely. I wear that out walking.

I knew it.

*snort*

Another astonishingly impressive morning whiz. I'm not sure which of the pills is doing it but I'll take it.

http://s18.postimg.org/onhj7ox49/20160128_123150.jpg

Me no need scarf, me got neck fur.

BTFin'W, scarves are only good for strangling unsuspecting cold people in the snow and then causally strolling away with the murder weapon nonchalantly draped around your neck.

Huh...
*goes outside*

They're also good for auto erotic asphyxiation. Way more comfortable than using a belt.

It's times like these that I'm glad winter is seasonal and that I own zero scarves.