Irrelevant. 5.1" is shorter anyway. Meaning that you won't have to go to Scandinavia to find small penises.

At least I got a few inches on my brethren. I'd be among equals with your people.

The holiday joy begins with a surprise package in the post from a dear friend. She sent some wonderfully creative and thoughtful gifts to brighten what is, indeed a stressful time.
Here's my gift in action - these are a delightfully obscure model - Impuse SH-009s, and what a beautiful design!

Just how wealthy are you and your circle of friends?

It's endearing to hear that I come off as a man of means. My fiance is presently unemployed and I make just $13 an hour as the app developer and graphic designer for two partnered companies.

I don't own/need a car (I bike/walk to work) which saves me a considerable sum, and I'm adept at finding bargains to suit my eclectic tastes. I'm lucky to have my own home filled with beautiful antiques, thousands of rare LPs, fine literature, a vintage wardrobe, and quality tech without breaking the bank.

My friends are mostly artists, journalists, baristas, and musicians so I would hardly call them wealthy either. But thanks for thinking I am!

http://i.imgur.com/eBV76HJ.jpg?1

Well, considering I've recently been reffered to as rich I was just looking for a new clubmember...

How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?

With toothpicks I go the generic route. Chop sticks on the other hand..

Gee, I love the look of those!
Wait. That's a thing? That's actually a thing.

You've never got or seen a club sandwich?

http://cahillsrestaurant.com/wp-cont...b-Sandwich.jpg