being ugly is one of the most difficult things ever.

it's kind of like being gay, except even your sexual preference doesn't look at you twice so you're kinda fucked all over.

and not in the way you'd like.

#plasticsurgeryforuglies2k15

nah, looks like a bunch of douchenozzles to me

If I ever get rich I'll send you money for a nose job.

thanks bro

gonna need at least 3 procedures to get this semitic disaster under control

If you were Arab it would be cool. Semitic noses are hot as **** on Arab chicks.

Hell yeah!!

but as a Scandinavian I'm gonna need to fix this shit before I get the gas.

You're Scandinavian? You should grow a beard.

i'm a chick though

i can bury your ass however

But you're a Viking chick. That means you can grow a beard.

and then strangle ya with it